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This Is Satire

Mike.
25.
Northern IL.
Engaged//Jenna.
No gods. No masters.
Beer.
Potty mouth.
Record collector.
Green Bay Packers.

http://fucking-vinyl.tumblr.com
http://facebook.com/mike.eppenbaugh
May 22 '13
Spending my evening with this and #madmen. #lefthandbrewingco #beer #beerporn #milkstout

Spending my evening with this and #madmen. #lefthandbrewingco #beer #beerporn #milkstout

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May 21 '13

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May 21 '13

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May 21 '13

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May 21 '13
harveyjames:

blameaspartame:

everyone’s a critic

Alright, well this is the most popular thing I’ve ever posted on tumblr. Thanks, Deviantart

harveyjames:

blameaspartame:

everyone’s a critic

Alright, well this is the most popular thing I’ve ever posted on tumblr. Thanks, Deviantart

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May 21 '13
Deafheaven - Sunbather (Sunbather)

holyfuckingshittt:

Deafheaven - Sunbather

I held my breath and drove through a maze of wealthy homes. I watched how green the trees were. I watched the steep walkways and the white fences. I gripped the wheel. I sweated against the leather. I watched the dogs twist through the wealthy garden. I watched you lay on a towel in grass that exceeded the height of your legs. I gazed into reflective eyes. I cried against an ocean of light. 

Crippled by the cushion, I sank into sheets frozen by rose petal toes. My back shivered for your pressed granite nails. Dishonest and ugly through the space in my teeth. Break bones down to yellow and crush gums into blood. The hardest part for the weak was stroking your fingers with rings full of teeth..

It’s 5 A.M… and my heart flourishes at each passing moment. 

Always and forever. 

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May 20 '13

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May 20 '13

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May 17 '13

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May 17 '13
At The Olympic Tavern with Jenna and her boobs. #beer #beerporn #ballastpoint #victoryatsea #fiance #dinnerdate

At The Olympic Tavern with Jenna and her boobs. #beer #beerporn #ballastpoint #victoryatsea #fiance #dinnerdate

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